February 2012
caketier:
i literally have a masters degree in shipping
daves-vagina started following you
teacher: remember not to talk to strangers online
friend: who even does that?
me:
friend:
me: not me
ofabeautifulnight:
since this apparently isn’t clear, if I follow you and you follow me we’re automatically friends and please realize that I will talk to you as if I’ve known you my whole life
2 tags
sylph-of-derp:
Happy valentine’s day!
Here’s an Erifef gif for ya.
paint your own nebula →
mostly10:
Miss Piggy On Beauty
isthatwhatyoumint:
whatsuppal:
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
miss piggy ily
never mind, anon, this is better advice
youvegotasmile:
imagine tomorrow we all woke up and razr phones were popular again
homework: do me
me: chill out slut
crazychickenlady asked: * I was going to do it anon but fuck it. \ o /
sisterbutters:
What I learned today:
Bad pick up lines work wonders and people will jack off to anything
ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
evangelineviola:
victorian slang is the fucking greatest
for example, old hat means “slut” in victorian slang
because both are frequently felt
3 tags
eristuck:
wwoww lets get this straight i am not desperate to pail
an im also not some sad little wwhiner like kan jumpin through emotional hoops set ablaze from unrequited burnin passion for a female
i mean maybe i am but i dont sit up in my ivvory towwer wwhinin an cryin to my lusus an sewwin fef little dresses
wwho do you think i fuckin am drawwin all this big eyed art a me cryin like i...
3 tags
Put a * in my ask if you'd fuck me.
teaspoon-of-salt:
And put a ** if you’d fuck me over.
1 tag
this is the comic for the brave u________u
crazychickenlady:
candidcatharsis:
averyniceprince:
warning its the creepy korean comic
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue
oh my god damn
dear GOD
DEAR GOD
there goes my stomach
Oh? This again?
Turn down your volume. You have been warned. :u
nonononononononoononononononono
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